ISSUE #8 - 1992

Helmet -- Meantime
    Here it is, the biggy, but shit, I can't remember what label it's on. Who the fuck signed these guys for a million bucks? Shit, they couldn't sell a million records if you gave 'em away with wet pussies attached to them. Wanna know why? Because they can't fuck. I'm tellin ya, was the Band Of Susans Venom for chrissakes? Case closed.
   -Greg Chapman

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