ISSUE #3 - 1988

Dwarves -- We Killed Cock Throbbin     Nasty Gash
    Punk rock is dead due to the basic stupidity of punks. The Dwarves prove that punk will occasionally rise from the grave to kick my obnoxious ass all over the place. 4 songs on a Maxell tape for 7 bucks so this is basically a ripoff. Not that the Dwarves are out for the almighty $, but it could be due to the fact that Caroline has stepped into to distribute for them. Oh well, pick up the record that's soon to be released cause it promises to be a real humdinger, something that will suck out your I-balls with the fury of a Nubian snakecharmer.
   -Greg Chapman

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