Ugly American #11

UA Issue #11 cover
Released : 1996

Tagline : "Love It Or Leave It"

Masthead :
Cypher Clerk: Greg Chapman
Road Blaster: The Sly-Wandering Vagrant
Sympathizers: J. Marlowe, Tim Cronin, Tom Smith, Freddy The Bastard, Liam Keansburg, Reed Linkletter Jr, Dave Witte, Stefanie Himes, Scott Ruth, Rob Leecock, & Mike Kelly.

Publisher's Statement :
Ugly American eleventh amethyst encryption is copyright 1996 Totenkopf Glyph and published by Eye Biter Enterprises for the Siege Cannon Thor Of The Jersey Shore. The boggy boes in the Barrens and the sunless in dunnest umber under the boardwalks and suburban curbs. Once and for all, no fucking subscriptions, trades, or ad-rates (free space for "roofies" however). Again, there's no need for an address, anything meant for us should be packaged, stapled, stamped and sent straight into the wastebasket in your home or office instead of ours.

CONTENTS [130pp] :

(band/s, date, venue, town, review author)
To Live And Shave In L.A., 8/?/95, Khyber Pass, Philly PA (Greg Chapman)
Mike Watt / Six Finger Satellite, 10/14/95, Trocadero, Philly PA (Greg Chapman)
Spiritualized / Polara, 10/16/95, Trocadero, Philly PA (Greg Chapman)
Six Finger Satellite / Latimer / Mariner 9, 12/9/95, Upstairs At Nick's, Philadelphia PA (Greg Chapman)
Monster Magnet / Rupert Speed / Blue, 12/31/95, Trocodero, Philly PA (Greg Chapman)
Six Finger Satellite / Plexi / Anthrophobia, 3/23/95, Khyber Pass, Philadelphia, PA (Greg Chapman)
Strapping Field Hands / Bunny Brains / Immortal Sons, 4/20/96, Upstairs at Nick's, Philly PA (Greg Chapman)
Bunny Brains, 8/15/96, Philly again, damn Khyber
Six Finger Satellite, 8/16/96, Nick's Roast Beef, fuckin' Philly PA (Greg Chapman)
Psycho The Clown / Run On / Strapping Fieldhands, 8/3/96, Knitting Factory NYC NY (J. Marlowe)
Cul de Sac / Kustomized / Swirlies, 7/20/96, The Cooler, ? (J. Marlowe)
Deicide / Immolation / Incantation / Fallen Christ / Mortician, Apr 14 1996, The Wave, Staten Island NY
        (David Witte)
Man is the Bastard / Brutal Truth / Disassociate / Cattlepress / Discordance Axis / Nightstick, June 1996,
        CBGB NYC NY (David Witte)
Zena Geva / Today is the Day / another band, X/X/X, Upstairs at Nick's, Phily PA (David Witte)

Six Finger Satellite
Thee Hydrogen Terrors
Bunny Brains (part 2)

MUSIC REVIEWS (cds/lps/singles/tapes) :
(band, release name, record label, review author)
Brainbombs -- Obey, ? (Greg Chapman)
Bunny Brains -- The Easter LP, Matador (Greg Chapman)
Cypress Hill -- III : Temples Of Boom, Ruffhouse/Columbia, (Greg Chapman)
Earth -- Phase 3: Thrones And Dominions, Sub Pop (Greg Chapman)
Thee Hydrogen Terrors -- The Erotic Adventures Of.., Load (Greg Chapman)
Monoshock -- Walk To The Fire, Black Jack (Greg Chapman)
The Third Room -- Der Dritte Raum, Harthouse (Greg Chapman)
Scissor Girls -- S-T-A-T-I-C-L-A-N-D 10", Load (Greg Chapman)
Six Finger Satellite -- The Clone Theory EP, Load (Greg Chapman)
Anaconda -- Salvation Through Amplification, ? (Greg Chapman)
Beck -- Odelay, DGC (Greg Chapman)
Butthole Surfers -- Electricloserland, ? (Greg Chapman)
Six Finger Satellite -- Paranormalized, Sub Pop (Greg Chapman)
Skullflower -- Infinityland, headdirt/PDCD (Greg Chapman)
Dim Mak -- demo, ? (Greg Chapman)
Human Remains -- Using Sickness As A Hero, Relapse (Greg Chapman)
M.E.S.T. -- Dwell, ? (Greg Chapman)
Pain Teens -- Beasts Of Dreams, ? (Greg Chapman)
Panasonic -- 0sasto, Blast First/Mute (J. Marlowe)
Holland/Skin/Tunnel -- 12" LP, Vinyl Communications (J. Marlowe)
Cul de Sac -- ChinaGate, Thirsty Ear (J. Marlowe)
Caspar Brotzmann Massaker -- Home, Thirsty Ear (J. Marlowe)
The No-Neck Blues Band -- Letters From The Earth, SER ; Rapoon -- Recurring (Dream Circle)
        Soleilmoon (J. Marlowe)
Brainiac -- Hissing Prigs In Static Couture, Touch & Go (J. Marlowe)
Man or Astro-Man? -- Experiment Zero Touch & Go (J. Marlowe)
Bunnygrunt -- Action Pants, No Life (Greg Chapman)
Combine -- The History Of American Rock And Roll, Caroline (Greg Chapman)
Dog Eat Dog -- Play Games, Roadrunner (Greg Chapman)
The Jesus L Mary Chain -- Hate Rock N Roll, American (Greg Chapman)
Kyuss -- And The Circus Leaves Town, Elektra (Greg Chapman)
Life Of Agony -- Ugly, Roadrunner (Greg Chapman)
Mercury Rev -- See You On The Other Side, Work (Greg Chapman)
No Refund -- 3 Dead Dicks, BFD (Greg Chapman)
Sabres Of Paradise -- Septic Cuts, ICS (Greg Chapman)
Sheer Terror -- Love Songs For The Unloved, MCA (Greg Chapman)
Skunk ~nansie -- Paranoid & Sunburnt, Epic (Greg Chapman)
Sonic Youth -- Washing Machine, DGC (Greg Chapman)
Steak -- Black Speedo, ? (Greg Chapman)
Supple -- Puppets' Niqht Out, Futurist (Greg Chapman)
Urge Overkill -- Exit The Dragon, ? (Greg Chapman)
Unsane --- Scattered, Smokhered, and Covered, Atlantic (Greg Chapman)
Weston -- Got Beat Up Go-Kart (Greg Chapman)
Melvins -- Stag, Mammoth (Tim Cronin)
EARTH -- Pentastar: In The Style of Demons, Subpop (Tim Cronin)
BONNIWELL MUSIC MACHINE -- Beyond The Garage, Sundazed (Tim Cronin)
FU MANCHU -- In Search Of, Mammoth (Tim Cronin)
BEASTIE BOYS -- In Sound From Way Out, Capitol (Tim Cronin)
BILL MONROE & DOC WATSON -- Live Duet Recording, '63-'80, Folkways (Tim Cronin)
TEEN HOSEPOWER -- Sackcloth & Ashes, A&M (Tim Cronin)
TORTOISE -- Millions Now Living Will Never Die, Thrill Jockey (Tim Cronin)
STRUMMIN' MENTAL! PART ONE 58-65 -- Crypt (Tim Cronin)
FEEDTIME -- Billy, Black Hole (Tim Cronin)
THE MAKERS -- S/T, Estrus (Tim Cronin)
SIX FINGER SATELLITE -- Paranormalized, Subpop (Tim Cronin)
Cows -- Old Gold, Amphetamine Reptile (Tim Cronin)
MERLE HAGGARD -- Swinging Doors, Koch (Tim Cronin)
BEDHEAD -- Beheaded, Trance (Tim Cronin)
V/A -- GODLESS AMERICA, no label, but it has something to do with crypt (Tim Cronin)
V/A -- BACK FROM THE GRAVE VOL. 8, Crypt (Tim Cronin)
GUIDED BY VOICES -- Under the Bushes Under the Stars, Matador (Tim Cronin)
STEREOLAB -- Emperor Tomato Ketchup, Elektra (Tim Cronin)
THE DREAM SYNDICATE -- The day before wine and roses, Atavistic (Tim Cronin)
THE MIKE GUNN -- Coduh, Worship Guitars (Tim Cronin)
FAXED HEAD -- Coalinga 7", Amarillo Rex (Freddy the Bastard)
VIOLENT OHNSEN GEISHA CD, (Freddy the Bastard)
DEADLOCK -- Fear Will continue EP, DIY (Freddy the Bastard)
BALZAC -- "Atom Age Vampire in 308" EP, MCR (Freddy the Bastard)
Various Artists -- "0i Of Japan" LP, AA Records (Freddy the Bastard)
16 -- "Curves that Kick" 10", Bacteria Sour (Freddy the Bastard)
VILENTLY ILL -- "Vilently Ill" 7", Knot Music (Freddy the Bastard)
V/A -- POGO ATTACK COMPILATION LP, Pogo Punx Records (Freddy the Bastard)
MONOSHOCK -- "Model Citizen / Nitroglycerine" 7", Blackjack (Freddy the Bastard)
GEROGERIGEGEGE -- "Life documents" 7", 4th Dimension (Freddy the Bastard)
APT 3-G -- "Double Whoosher" dbl 7", Kangaroo (Freddy the Bastard)
THE CASUALTIES "A Fucking Way of Life" ep, Eyeball (Freddy the Bastard)
JAKKPOT "Just One Fix" 7", and "You Ain't Shit" 7", American Punk Rex (Freddy the Bastard)

"Trim Scimitar", porn video reviews, by Thor Hoarfrost.

"Going Down!", X-rated movies with midgets, by Liam Keansburg.
Interview with Roy Ferdinand, New Orleans voodoo priest, by The Sly-Wandering Vagrant.
Screed, music and criticism by Reed Linkletter, Jr.
God & Country Rally, by Greg Chapman
"Why Customers Suck the Shit Out of My Ass", record store diary by Tim Cronin.
"One Night of Many", part 1, by Mike Doskocil.
"Vedder Vedder Bedwetter", by To Live and Shave in LA / Tom Smith lyrics thing.
Interview with Pleasure Productions, NJ Porn Purveyor, by Greg Chapman.

Photos :
(in order of appearance in issue)
Chippy, the UA mascot, will fuck you up, by ?.
Inside the Upsidedown Cross compound, band banner, by ?.
Photo from Bunny Brains, a candle or something, by ?.
Photo of F. from Skin Trade w/Jasmin St. Claire, by ?.

Art and Graphics :
Cover, by Tom Smith.
Some thing with a gun and stars on masthead page.
Stylized nude, by Stef.
Six Finger Satellite graphic, provided by band.
Misc. Reed Linkletter Jr. graphics.
Sensual art, sex moments and positions illustrations, by Stef.

Ads :
Skin Trade Magazine ad w/cover of issue of ST zine.
Come On Feel The Load, Load Records ad.

Notes :
None yet.

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